Celebrate Festivus-- theSeinfeldholiday "for the rest of us"-- with Frank Costanza and the one and only talking Festivus pole. Kit includes:

9-inch tall Festivus pole with 4 buttons that play audio of Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller)5 Human Fund donation gift cards2 magnetsIncludes the following audio clips fromSeinfeld:

Button 1 "The Story of Festivus":Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had-but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way! . . . out of that, a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us!
Button 2 "The Festivus Pole":There's a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting. It's made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.
Button 3 "The Airing of Grievances":Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you're gonna hear about it!
Button 4 "The Feats of Strength":And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength. Until you pin me, Festivus is not over! Let's rumble!