Say No To Placenta Pics: & Other Hilarious, Unsolicited...

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Author Parsons & Baerken
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Two Best Friends Make It through a Pregnancy, with All Its Gut-Busting Hilarity and Gross Bits Maternity isn't all sunshine and rainbows and natural glows. It's also elastic waistbands, hot flashes, and throbbing
easts! When Jillian Parsons's best friend forever, Allison Baerken, finds herself knocked up, both women are thrown into a nine-month roller coaster ride of emotions-even though only one of them is pregnant.Say No to Placenta Picsis the ultimate BFF's uncensored, tell-all guide to the down and dirty of pregnancy for all badass moms-to-be (and their nonpregnant friends watching from the side lines) who desperately need a joke over the next nine months. Together, Allison and Jillian ride the learning curves from first trimester to after birth, rejecting standard pregnancy fluff in self-help books , exploring the issues about mother-to-be-hood no one else seems to have the guts to:The anti-sex appeal of maternity negligéesSurviving the high school experience of online mommy groupsResisting the urge to overshare on FacebookExecuting the right angles on a maternity photo shootListening to yet another birth story from a strangerWitty, tongue-in-cheek, and fearlessly relatable,Say No to Placenta Picsis the realest girl talk between two women who deliver a satirical
eakdown of modern-day maternity and what it means to be, and not to be, a Mom

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Two Best Friends Make It through a Pregnancy, with All its Gut-Busting Hilarity and Gross Bits