Social Climber's Handbook: A Shameless Guide
This book will teach you how to penetrate everything - in other people’s calendars. Those you know and those you never heard of. It will give you the tools to erect your cake and flag it, crème on top of la crème. As an unemployed youth, a wannabe, a hasbeen or otherwise - it will force you to become something much more pervasive. High skilled jobs are going away to machines, no one will help you get ahead in life if you don't grow some guts mixed with disesteem and disrepute. Forget your dignity, let yourself be thrown out once in awhile or blacklisted, wear their loathing with pride. Some say social climbing in crass and rude, actually it's just an appropriate form of class warfare. The world’s obsessed with status not skill, and attempting to change it from outside is futile. The only way to throw some shade of your own is shamelessly undermine high society from within.