Fish don’t talk—but if they did, they’d be savage. The Judgy Fish Sticker Book is a hilariously snarky collection of vintage-inspired aquatic illustrations paired with biting commentary. These googly-eyed fish are here to do what you can’t: mercilessly judge everyone and everything around you.

Inside, you’ll find 18 pages of oversized stickers plus 2 bonus pages of vintage-style puffy stickers, all packed with judgy fish and clever quips. That’s over 60 stickers designed to stick anywhere and deliver maximum sass. The book itself measures a compact 4" x 6" (101mm x 152mm)—perfect for stashing in your bag or desk drawer.

Whether you're decorating your planner, jazzing up your water bottle, or sneakily sticking one on a coworker’s monitor, these stickers are ideal for anyone who loves humor, vintage charm, and a little passive-aggressive flair.

Brass Monkey makes the products you didn’t know you needed—but now can’t live without. We’re the line between kitschy souvenirs and fine design—with a sense of humor that swims upstream.